just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I need water and some morals
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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