I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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