I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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