just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Randomize
