I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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