im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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