We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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