At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need to sanitize my soul.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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