Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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