Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she woke up with a sticky ear
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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