Do you still have your period?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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