why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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