Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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