I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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