I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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