I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just googled if crying burns calories
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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