Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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