How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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