That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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