Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
