Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
