Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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