I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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