I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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