i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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