office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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