I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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