How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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