party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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