Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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