at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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