just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we're making bets on your personal life
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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