Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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