this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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