spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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