That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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