Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
