do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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