I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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