Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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