the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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