come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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