I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it hurts more in the daytime
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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