I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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