Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You pole danced in your parka.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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