question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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