actually, I'm a sock model
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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