Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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