I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
...so i touched it.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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