Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I love you. Go after that dick
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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