i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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