I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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