Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
we should paint friendship bongs
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