She announced her abortion via fbk
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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