Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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