Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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